Brug. brogh. brbrbrbrogughguhhhhh (i have just farted shit on your internet bar)

Wednesday, January 13, 2010 | 12:40 am

bye assholes lol

http://takeaways.tumblr.com

loveyallmuackskthxbye

ps: dont worry, im not gonna delete lostsoulxcapin. not even gonna CONSIDER IT. for all the history (and secrets) that are inside, how can i forsake such treasures so callously? great blog for over 6 years. thousand over posts. this is really all my youth in it. imma gonna treasure it 20,30, 50 years down the road...

Sunday, January 10, 2010 | 4:46 pm

1. Yesterday was hockey day. Chunyang, Eric, Miz, Ed, Zhao, Vinnie, Sophial, Jiaxin, Pekpek, Jermaine were all there. It was really fun being back in our ex-team playing rubbish. Afternoon was csc match which, to say the least, terribly played. Don't wanna talk about it

2. Uncle Lee's family is here and we went to HortPark today. it was somewhat disappointing; perhaps the blame lies on the hot weather which made for a sweaty experience this afternoon.

3. Gotta start on DG

4. Gotta start work tomorrow

haha. thou who readeth this crap post is getting bored by the minute.

Thursday, January 07, 2010 | 5:19 pm

Tired like dog

aiya blogging is a chore la. saw ed in the morning at nyp and we just lolloped/loled around talking rubbish and hitting balls. went to a chalet and had really alot of fun overnight, thanks guys for the invitation it was really crazy!

my hockey grip is screwed. i hate spending money unnecessarily, but i gotta do it. TOMORROW. AGAIN. AT PENIN. screw this shet. IMMA MONEY MAKING FOTHAMOKA

sisters quarreling again. (OO IM SO SURPRISEDO MOGMOMGOGMOG) but oh what a blessing i've learnt that some things, in life, are just not worth your giving of a shit about. Their business is one such thing. Right! So, take your fights outta my aural space would you refined ladies? kthxbai

Disgusting life

Tuesday, January 05, 2010 | 10:28 pm

The past two days have just been, pathetic

Chasing jobs from East to West, scrimping on $1.50 meals, surfing Facebook on my phone for a bit of civilisation before seeing James on the MRT (i was very happy for that moment; someone to remind me of my social sanity), and getting my head right..

5 job interviews in 2 days.

Telemarketing is not fun at all.

I got hockey. I got a crashed computer. I got a job to worry.

But otherwise, I've got nothing.

Don't know what I'm looking forward to next.

But I have just learned never to ask for things you very well might regret asking in the end.

Monday, January 04, 2010 | 1:01 pm

I gotta tighten my mindset.
I gotta hold myself fast.
I gotta forgive myself.
I gotta love, breathe.
But I'm not.

Sunday, January 03, 2010 | 10:22 pm

Haven't really been feeling very well the past few days. Kinda loss that sense of inspired character I had in the past. But thanks la Kevin for taking my mind off the recent shit by walking (ENDLESSLY) around the neighbourhood with me. That was a good talk.

Church worship today was great. But I don't just wanna sing in empty spectacle.. I don't want to recite it like modern pop songs, when yet in reality don't live it out. Ah but for someone who hasn't been church for weeks, going back felt really good.

At least I passed my driving basic trial test.

After which I went to town hoping to catch Avatar but to no avail. So I ended up sitting alone in Lido watching "Have You Heard Of The Morgans?" which, by far, is the most BORING movie I have ever come across. I don't ever want to hear of the Morgans again. NEVA

Is it just me, or have our beloved honey-coated couples recently downsized their intelligence levels by what seems like several light years?

Boy: merry xmas!!!! mai xiao zhu <3
Girl: hehe!!!! oink oink~~

like OH MY TIANZX have we forgotten that LIFE IS NOT A WINX CLUB/SESAME STREET/SAILORMOON SAGA we see EVERY SATURDAY MORNING?!? *rages in seat* (the saturday morning was just a guess) so couples, please. Grow up and stop sounding like hormone stunted kids. No one wants their spouses to "oink oink!" in the middle of bed ftw...

Saturday, January 02, 2010 | 7:54 pm

Awesome days on count :)

Spent new year with sec four friends at Starbucks and counted down at Macs. DAMN THE EXCITING ALL~

And I had lunch with Jason and Jiaxin. Miss them damn alot la.

Friday, January 01, 2010 | 2:27 am

THANK YOU PEEPS

For making my life in 2009 so amazing!

Yu De, Lim
Its cool that we were in the same PAE, JAE classes and same CCA. Many people would probably think you're quiet but HELLA NO. You are bloody noisy and annoying. But in a fun sense. Thanks for all the chill out this year and for all the crap we talk about during and between classes. Some of the funniest shit is said in our conversations because of our common humour and mode of thinking. (hangman, anyone? clue: fag. HAHA) AH YES, IT WAS SO FUN playing all the nonsense games during lectures that leave us dying in our seats from overwhelming laughter ploxor, sharing our brilliant games with Jiaxin only to increase laughter by 500 decibels more. You've been one of the first, and great friends I've met throughout JC life. Your impact has been impeccable!

Jeryl Lee
On the first day of school with my beloved KRASS 2408, I could not quite appreciate the joke of how Jeryl was a mouse, waiting to be caught by Tom. (wonderful humour of 2408 as always) But Jeryl, being so ever nice, would always respond correctly by acting distressed by the title when in actual fact, she didn't really give a shit about such lame stuff. LOL

Jeryl, like what Ryan commented on the last week of school, "is one of the most mature girls I've met in my life." The statement is hardly an exaggeration. She was an amazing PW mate with her overwhelming energy, clarity of thoughts and brilliance of organizing skills. She is enduringly patient, a loyal friend, with a good sense of humour that makes her so likable in class. (NOT A GOOD THING)

Remember the impossible sliceless pie chart on PW? hahaha. Remember the physics lab seat-chasing so as not to be in the middle? HAHAHA

Thanks for the fun and friendship!

Jason Abraham
My very good friend here, is unforgivably funny.

I saw him around in school a few times before getting into the same class as him; I used to think he was some obnoxiously unkempt indian (uh, indians.) with a mafia mindset, rebellious and crude. Turns out he was the the most polite asshole you could ever find on this Earth. While countless times have I been bored with his endless talking of extremely random subjects, his spontaneity especially this year has been most entertaining in our relatively dull class. But you know, he is really tooooo courteous lah. He sometimes could just come up to you and say, "hey are you okay? are you sad? want me to make honey lemon for you?" when, YOU FREAKING DON'T EXPRESS IT AT ALL

Bro thanks for everything you've done for me this year. For being incredibly annoying, for the fun that sends everyone going crazy, for the the concern when I'm down and stuff, and for the disturbingly unscheduled humour when I'm depressed. Everything. In many ways have I severely under appreciated you, but thinking of how you have been such an awesome bro to me makes me feel so fortunate to have met you. (and so fortunate to witness the staircase falling incident. Glorious) So stay alive in army. and I know you miss us at camp la. just admit it.

Penikalpei Peter Mariapradeep
Refer to December 19 post.
(haha lazy la)

Ho Jia Xin
OI FATTY, LUNCH LATER AH!

I don't think I have ever been serious when talking about Jiaxin, but I will really try my best this time okay. (sniggers)

I don't remember how the Slut thing goes, but it has been one of the defining aspects that made me and her good friends and sort. Beauty & Ugliness is a recurring theme of our conversations, (TOO, RECURRING) and there's alot of her humour that I can really well get. But I guess beyond all the laughter and jokes and rubbish she's also a really good friend. Like when I lost my stick she was really helpful in thinking where it went (LOL FAMOUS FIVE), and likewise I was also really awesome in comforting her when the girls team drew with JJC team. The amazing thing about Jiaxin is that, her ego is impregnable and her skin is thicker than the freaking moon crust. (which makes her such an awesome subject to suan!) but because she's good natured and has got such a good sense of humour, she takes in all the suannings like it was no big deal. Its really fun to boast who is really the more good-looking one (i usually win), and do stupid stuff like editing people's face in physics class/ testing the waxing project in an unused classroom LOL. she's full of fun!

Girls, do look up to her :)

Thanks for being such a GR8 FWEN and crazy fun this year. Smashing the $1.50 cake on your head, btw, was by far the most satisfying task we have completed in 2408. (did you realize all the birthday shit was planned by me? so gorgeous of me pl0x) Keep the humour in you and stop posting cliche emo endings to all your blogposts, we need more classik old i11usions bitchin' :D Really glad I got to know you friend!

Teng Hui, Ng
Who would have thought that I would even faintly recall the name of Teng Hui, the person I thought was a PRC, the person I once thought was too lame to exist, and above all, too white to function? Eh but Tenghui, its always fun hanging out with you la. (wth am I sounding like keetha? ok nvm anw) People always dismiss as lame, nerdy, annoying, or what. (Which, fairly said, is rather true sometimes. LUL) But you're so lame sometimes it's just hilarious. And the stupid snorty laughter, holy shit. Gonna haunt me till I become a father. (only to realize my kid looks like you, not crying; but snorty laughter. HO-LEE-SHET)

The scribblings on my Hypothesis Testing notes shall remain unchanged, in remembrance of the kid who truly defined Lame Humour. And you make a jolly good companion demonstrating that!

Monica Lee
Monica, I've never really told you this, ~~but I have this burning admiration and deep-seated desire~~ but I have always looked up to you in your honest christian faith and fighting spirit that many people, unfortunately, do not notice. You have in you a toughness, firmness and amazing independence so uncommon of girls (resounding DUH's from Junhao's block), and yet this sensitive personal genuineness when it comes to interacting with people. Pretty rare to have these two sides, ain't it? But you ought to treasure these aspects of yourself more. The princesses in Disney are just losers, Mulan is eternally cooler. While at times you may appear rather queer (like your legendary "AEGH" when bouncing on the stairs, killing Yude and me), WEIRD, contrary to popular belief, is so much better than conventional whiny ah-lian personalities. You ought to be proud of your distinctive character which defines you as who you are. The persistent taunts by our class guys are shamelessly reductionist of a beautiful, rare aspect many girls lack. Keep it.

Andrea Lam
Thanks for sending me Taylor Swift songs. kthxbye.

Just kidding. Xiaoteddys would never do such a thing~~ hey Andrea, its been good knowing you the past two years, even though you kinda quietened down in class amidst class politics. But I gotta teach you a tactic that few people appreciate: Make Perception Reality. The judgemental eye of society is only so powerful as you allow it to be, but hey your viewpoints can be equally influential if you are truly self-convinced. You have so much in potential in you, and discouragements may fly in every direction at you but you keep pushing on like a fighter of your beliefs. Is this being ignorant? It is not. Ignorance is always accompanied by the emotional insecurity of the after-effects of your blithe. Independence is the firm establishment of values that remain untarnished by foreign opinions. Andrea, you can be independent if you want to. What you think is reality, not others.

I hope you had a good life in AJ and not let the two years waste away like boredom, because it is then all wasted. Stay cheerful and don't lose your smile. We sometimes just gotta smile to ourselves in the face of trials to remind, convince ourselves.. that we are in control.

(adapted from Make Perception Reality, Penguin Series. LOL JK)

Ryan Tan
Bro, it's been great knowing you this year. For all the shit you gone through since young, struggling with studies and gangs, before finally emerging as a proper as you are today, you really do make a good role model whom I can look up to with deep respect. Thank you for making me believe once again the power of self-management. I am honoured to be part of the first English-speaking group of friends in your life, do prepare for more in the future corporate world :) The days when you drove us around to AMK Hub have been in every sense convenient, and I still remember the first time we sat in your car. Total, total excitement. And Jiaxin occupied the most space at the backseat. (that fat shit!) Keep in contact!

Shaun Chang.
You are one of the most bloody brilliant people I've met in my life. You have the right mix of wit and maturity that many people lack, yet you underestimate your academic capacity, your personality and yourself. I gotta thank you for all the spam in My Received Files, introducing me to innumerable oldies hits, all the nonsense MSN chats and madass spontaneity you so effortlessly display- without which the team would feel strangely amiss of. You've made me understand so much about people, and I thank you Shaun for helping me understand this very human aspect- that our imperfections are not wrong-lackings, but merely weaknesses. I'm glad I know you better than just the humour-burger with a HA-HA laughter. Because you, my good friend, are so much deeper than that.

Mizrahi Maszenan.
One of the more surprising aspects about AJC is that the malays are mostly english-speaking; and smarter than the average Chinese. Mizrahi was the epitomy of this truth. While I still find your passionately-recited hockey poem in the mannerisms course violently side-tickling, I'm sure the earnestness of your character will appeal to many people, as well as your appropriated seriousness to the corporate world. Thanks for being great captains with Chunyang in guiding our team- we needed some grounded people who had half the nonsense of the rest. (The OPA extra-rounds remain unforgivable nevertheless.) The advice you've given me is not forgotten, and I appreciate your being as a brotherly figure in my life.

Kevin Michael

A list of your favourite phrases.

wad u doing now?
bugs
THE
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eeeEEEEEEWWWWWWW
her face one kind all~
ooo
as in...
cfm ______ (Kevin has in total cfm'ed 133 times in my archives.)

Kk Fegz ;q

errhmmm errhmmmm!!!!!!

Edmund Wong
On a sunny afternoon on my first day of college, I was hanging out at the lockers when suddenly, a drawling came from my side. "heeeyyyyyy victorian." I turned around, ready to behold AJ's hottest whore but NO, it was WORSE. It was Edmund Whorng, who surprised me to be my schoolmate unknowingly since Primary School.

Edmund is one I find very much easier than others to talk with, giving credit to our near endless catalogue of common topics we share in a decade of unspoken proximity. At the beginning, (Gednesis 1:1) He first appeared to be like any other brainless jock who reveled in a pseudo-aggressive, ultra-mean disposition for no damn reason but boy was I wrong. Edmund is full of insight, sneaky wit and frankness. I've had some of the best laughs with him, and he also had been such a great listening ear whenever I was in need. Knowing him has made me understand shitload about the term Friendship- something that once didn't had much form in my life. Mom, you're awesome. You really are.

Ami Firdaus
BESTIEX CODE WORZZZZZ~ lol that conversation was hilarious. I was close to dying in my seat that night from laughing so hard. Then I died the next day. when I saw Ami's ugly face.

Ami Firdaus is one of those close friends you don't even have to write about to justify your friendship. (actually, I'm just lazy. HAHA) In many ways, I identify myself in his character (the good parts only)- sometimes in ways so astonishing he almost appears to be my clone.

I appreciate the TK stick and scheme you guys came up with, (though, I feel, your birthday plan was infinitely better organized. KEKE) and I'm thankful for all the advice you've given me, and even more grateful for your well-considered acknowledgement of my esteem problems.. because sometimes that's all I need. Someone to identify with the problem so that I know I'm not alone. You've changed much over college for the better and I am very proud of you. Grow to love yourself. Kick ass in your final year of AJ life, because you are no longer the loser you once thought yourself to be.

Vengadajalapathy S/O Elankovan
You know, just the thought of praising you on this writeup sickens me, thinking how your ego will multiply faster than the lipids on my cheeks. My ego simply refuses! >:O

But dude I gotta thank you for all the fun and sharp wit these two years of knowing you. You sizzle the hockey team up and you're a personality who (surprise!) knows he's got THE X-FACOTR, and hey that's good self-confidence. That's what I look up to about you. Hockey would probably be half as fun without you, and I'm not lying about that. I've always enjoyed the conversations with you and all the insults we hurl at each other at our races when, really, we are a diluted culturally-confused bunch of asses who fight in the same boat. "WE SAME KIND LE~"

Then I gotta thank you also for all the study gatherings. And no, your attempts to reduce my GC batt life by turning on the light is totally FUTILE. SO QUIT IT! CHINESE ARE JUST BRAINIER PEOPLE. Just kidding. And thank you for all the stuff we talk on MSN, and listening out for me and making me laugh when I'm down and shit. You've brightened up so much of college life that would have otherwise been dampened by ohana scumbags. I really appreciate the times of knowing you the past year, and you're certainly not someone I'll easily forget.

Thursday, December 31, 2009 | 1:06 am

The recent turn of days have been so frenetically up-paced that I simply am unable to keep up with all the hype and function of my mega-celebrity life.

celebrated ami's birthday yesterday and it was total BLAST :p The build up was great and it was even better to just meet up everyone over the long holidays. For eg., I haven't seen chunyang or eric for WEEKS. Today paid off.

Watched sherlock holmes today and it was great too!

EH nowadays I damn dull la. Must enthu abit more. Perhaps the meet up with Heng tomorrow will be some sort of a brain-accelerator.

Monday, December 28, 2009 | 11:41 pm

Slow down life, slow down.

I need you to slow down so badly.

Sunday, December 27, 2009 | 9:57 pm

HEY SHITTOS! YOURS TRULY IS
GLORIOUSLY BACK

And he is
Smexier. Than. Eva.

Spent the past few days with my devastatingly fun cousins, ridiculously energetic aunts and lepak uncles. It was slightly quieter this year owing to the absence of my siblings and England-based relatives but hey, I'm happy with who we've got at Ipoh this time (: Did not manage to meet up Joel at The Store or Jusco this time round though, what a failure. Laiyee's family is coming over next week and I can (secretly) hardly wait. MOAR FUNZ

The next few days, hectic hectic hectic. So much is planned. Can't wait to enjoy all of it. =D

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 | 6:40 pm

I feel so, so bad.

Promise I won't let it happen again. Is this guilt telling enough of repentance? Hope what ed said was right. But I find it even hard sometimes to trust myself with my words. But you know what... I'm going to move on and make up for what I did. I can choose who I want to be. Thanks Ed and Shaun so much for the assurance and talk. I really needed that.

Awesome days count paused for a short while for the past two days, but rest assured, it's going to be awesome on and on so long we keep it to be.

Monday, December 21, 2009 | 7:40 pm

Waffletown has a sort of cheery American feel, where its ambience is quickly felt the minute you step past the glass doors. I went to this little restaurant down SCGS yesterday with a couple of mates for lunch- and truly was it a good, good meal.

Played LAN with Daniel and Gordon yesterday. (Gasps) We sucked, lol.

Aiya continue later la

***

kk back. Just watched a couple of videos and woah, I just think Vanessa Hudgens is the prettiest girl on the planet.

Anyway was out with Edmund just now for prata. Small gatherings like these with people are usually damn crap and fun and this was no exception. We just ate great indian cuisine, chillax and talk cock before the rain stops. (Which was what sia, 2am?) Shit man, haven't laughed so hard for a while. It was just a great time. I guess, being in the same primary, secondary school and jc life just enhances the shit altogether..yeah. PE teachers are LOL

So do thy son proud, wear the shirt. and tell the world of what a cheapo mom you are.

Ok i'm tired but i gotta have my daily doze of ENYA before I sleep. (she makes me sleep) Goodnight, oh silent world.

Sunday, December 20, 2009 | 10:00 pm

Why do all the days seem so awesome now?
i'm just waiting for you, girl.

Friday, December 18, 2009 | 10:30 am

Street E yesterday comprised the most random mix of people you could get from Uth.

Jean, Aika, Chiawen, Joel, Changshuo, Ruth, Xiuying, Weiwen, Giolo, Amelia, Luzerne, Ray, Yufei, Cassandra, Kevin, Dennis, Hanniel, Jo En and Melody.

Its pretty awesome to work with people you don't usually hang out with or talk to much, because there's so much more things to discover about one another.

I was partnered with Xiu for Street E. ("You're so lucky." - Xiuying, 2009) We didn't manage to lead anyone to Christ, but hey, the seeds were well-planted. I really enjoyed my time thoroughly with Xiu. She is amazing at talking to people. We could say the same things and I would still sound exponentially more irritating than her. Something about her sincere disposition simply makes people receptive towards her, makes sugar melt and daffodils blossom. (okay lame imagery) Being my first time, Xiu took rein for most of the sharing and that is very, very bold. It's super cool getting to know different people on the streets and their varying opinions on spiritual stuff. It was a very, very interesting night.

*On writing a message to Malcolm on the card-board*

Aika: Dear... malcolm.. jessie.. and.. baby... oh no, I don't know what to write next.
Ray: Write what your heart speaks.
Aika: . My heart can't speak, it doesn't have a mouth.
Ray: lol, k, just imagine Shekinah got really sick.. and you are writing a message to her to get well soon.. because you're really concerned.. what would you write?
Aika: ... eat some porridge?

***

TODAY, I went out with Hancong and Bronson to recce Orchard/ find job spots.

It was freaking hilarious. Couldn't stop laughing my ass off at Zara because we were thinking of so many ways to make our CV look nicer/ more presentable (e.g. dressing up in unpaid Zara clothes LOL wth) and, in the end, left the place laughing like dogs. If not for the damn flu infection, the afternoon was awesome la.

Night hockey baik luh. Own Kevin. WAHAHAS~

Thursday, December 17, 2009 | 11:19 pm

WELCOME TO GUANGZHOU! GUANGZHOU WELCOMES YOU!

(^The first sign I saw at the Airport. what the)

I know you guys are so interested to know what happened in the lands of our ancestry culture. So let's not waste any more time.

FUN FACT #1: The Chinese consume Sugar Cane straight away.

^LIKE THAT!

Fun Fact #2: My cultural roots traced back to Qin Yuan, a quiet village, where people live in brick-made homes and loose nailed planks. (lol ok not very fun, but it's still interesting)

LOOK! THE SET OF MINAS TIRITH! No smeagols around though. (thanks jiahao but i don't count as one)

My Happy, Reunited Family. Amen

At the doorway of my grandpa's ex-house

The passage to the lands.. of joy hopes and wonders.. (actually its the kitchen)

A typical room in a typical home of a typical village filled with atypical humans.

In the past, people fled into this humongous tower when the bandits came to occupy the village. Then they fired gunshots through tiny holes in the building at the bandits like snaeky chinese

Fun Fact #3: The scream of a frightened pig can measure 115 decibels, higher than the taking off noise of a jet engine (113 decibels).

Figure 3.8: Pig

Fun Fact #4: So many people travel in bicycles, there's even a lane for them on some of the roads!

This is certainly not the largest of baggages.

Fun Fact #5: I am actually very artistic.

The aged stone pavements of endless trudges.

^Eh! damn nice right. Arty-Farty like Annabel.

Fun Fact #6: Roadside stores are NOT uncommon. They are usually salty, always oily, and never clean. Smelly Toufu is the worst. But some of them could be the best shit you'd ever taste in your shitty Singaporean life!

Fun Fact #7: Geese chicks > Human chicks.

Fun Fact #8: Men in rooster suit would play a tune to signal his presence. People living in the upper floors would fling money down in exchange for the olives he sold. Ancient history has shown that these men used to compare whose cock was the biggest. Those that lost were castrated. Their privates were cooked for breakfast the next day. Taiwan always lost. LOL JK

LOL sorry this was for self-amusement purposes

Don't worry babie. you will alwaes be in mai hart 4evax~

Extreme Fun Fact #9: I met a Canadian, an Uyghur, a couple of blacks who speak cantonese, and thousands of my own race.

He is freaking venti la. (like, you know? tall, venti, grande.. oh nvm) But Canadians are the nicest people on the Earth. Like, they make 2 for 1 Pizzas. Go make a Canadian friend today!

Uyghur guy who sells lamb satay. I think he's very good-looking. He's a Muslim, speaks bad Mandarin, but his appearance is arabic. Damn cool

Fun Fact #10: YOUTH HOSTELS R' COOL, GET SUM!

I have basically summed up my entire trip of Guangzhou tour in 10 Fun Facts. Heavily, HEAVILY summarized.

What can I say man? Not a trace of communism, not one.

Wo Shen Wei Hua Zu Shen Ke Jiao Au; Ma Lai Ren He Yin Du Ren, Qu Shi Ba!
(I Am proud to be a Chinese; but I still love Malays and Indians very much)
_______________________________________________________________

So many thoughts.

Guangzhou,

you are amazing.

I'm so moved by the poverty
of your people..

Uyghurs and Canadians,
you are all officially, radically cool.

Flying on a plane.
None since eleven.

..Pradeep's left. I hate to admit it.

but I really miss him.

Jason's 7 missed calls.

I hope he's okay in NS.

BBB's chat, gratifying.

Let's go beyond skin deep.

Friday, December 11, 2009 | 11:02 am

I am on the ever endless journey of learning what it truly means to be set apart for Him alone.

Learning, just like you.

***

I just returned from a tiring self-training at NYP. It was good man. Finally a time where the pitch was completely unused. You get to do stupid things when you're alone on the pitch, like scoring goals from the halfway mark and yelling, running around like an idiot, dribbling (and failing), practising hits with ridiculous swings. Pretty fruitful I would say..?

Looking through my secondary four photos and I decided to do a graphic comparison of then and now. :D

YOU BET!

Hockey really did some crazy fat-cutting therapy on me and the other team mates (e.g. Ami, Jia Xin, etc.). I'm kinda happy about it, but then again, I wasn't ever really bothered about my weight issues at sec four. Cheers to the fat, the fabulous, and the funktastic.

This year's been a total roller coaster ride of emotions. I've feared the most, laughed the hardest, reached my lowest esteem levels, wept the hardest, felt the most loved, the most envious, the most tiresome, the most frustrated, the most grateful, the most cheerful, the most alone. So much has happened since Consecration Camp 2008 last year. Since the last decade.

And we all grow old.

***

Just came back from meeting with pradeep. Lepak is really Teh Shit man. Much lol about "unlock the soup" and rubbish.. hahahah. Oh well, won't be seeing him for about a month. ~~THINK I GIVE CHINESE SHIT?!~~ yeah its like already jason's left, and for a month now it's pradeep. Looks like musketeer gang is FINALLY over, doesn't it? (some applause resounds near AMK Hub) hahah. I will surely miss this guy while he's gone. (HA! think i'm gonna write mushy shit now?? eat my skinny YELLOW SHORTS, FAGS!!) Help me tell Preethi something, k dude? "Thanks princess preethi! you are most welcome to join the fan club~ now just join in the queue kthxmuacks" HAHA i'll see you soon my best and faithful bro... for now, get more prepaid cards.

We're flying off tomorrow to China, Guangzhou. Back on the 16th. (Jiaxin: SO EARLY?! stay there for a month pls) Those who'd like to send me off, do pray for space in changi airport amid my overwhelming crowd size of fans. YOU MAY, however, alternatively choose to fly over with me to Guangzhou and then send me off at Guangzhou airport. (haha and get lost after that for all i care HAHA) Either case, do not hesitate to dial for Jia Xin, Kevin Michael or Vengadalajapathy Elankovan who are the programme coordinators for Sicheng's Sendoff tomorrow. KTHXBYELOVEYA

PS: Venga you nigga ass. These are how the cheeks are sucked in.

Suck on that!

Thursday, December 10, 2009 | 11:19 am

Prom's Over
A Glimpse Of What Happened Down Under.

Jason my 2 year buddy who's enlisting on Saturday.. oh man

Ryan, the coolest asshole in 24/08 who's my big bro

My class, the wonderful, the absolute, the gorgeous, the most excellent and magnificent and beloved: 2408!!!!!!!

Junyang and Lavi. She actually looks decent for once. hahaha just kidding man

Kevin, a random fan who worships me

Venga, my bitch. LOL.

Junyang, the most passionate captain i've ever had.

The Musketeers sia

Sheryl, who has incredible dress sense

Pradeep, my (evidently) darkest and best bro in school

Mizrahi, my super cool malay friend who just had his ass sheared. HAHA

Monstercock and Brendon, funniest shit jokers in Hockey

Hockey peeps Ed has (yet again) set the boundaries of onset obscenity

The Nigs!

Pretty much just sitting round at the table, feasting, and making regular trips around the hall to talk with people and take pictures with them.. and witnessing a very stupid incident of Shaun's accidental mistaking of the waiter beside him... what can I say man.

Prom Night attempted to achieve so much with a promising schedule of games, a nice layout of food, a nice hotel, and more. But ironically, none of these were really memorable. It was the little things that made this night wholly beautiful.

Like seeing Swee Lian standing alone at the foyer, and watch a thousand heartwrenching images of PAE 08/08 flash by my eyes.

Like posing as completely unglamarous idiots with my hockey friends, despite the event's stifling formality.

Like taking a long, LONG, LOOOOOOOONG walk around town before prom with nonsense344 and genuinely enjoyed it.

Like scrambling desperately to hide the mug from Ryan but it was too late... and seeing an honest grin unmistakably spread across his face.

Like seeing Minhuay (one of the first AJ friends I've met) sitting down nearby. And being struck by the painful realization that the our relationships are only so deep as their relevance at a point in time.

Like having a grandma talk with Shaun outside the KTV pub.

Like singing at the top of our voices after prom to Aerosmith... and being quietly reminded that we gotta sing like this, always.. for the love of life.

Some aspects of prom were amazing, and some were downright not. Take out the food, the prom king/queen rubbish, the ballroom, the dress codes, and replace it with a coffee house; filled with a bunch of close friends, shorts and slippers. Christmas...

and I would be equally happy. If not, more.